Dear Addie, I Am Going To Be A Hunting Dog

Posted by Addie on 2/2/2016 to Dear Addie
Dear Addie, I Am Going To Be A Hunting Dog
Dear Addie,
My name is Veronica and I am a Standard Poodle, but rest assured there is nothing standard about me. My pedigree is second to none. I am actually quite famous on the dog show circuit as well as being used as a model for world famous groomers.

Dear Addie, Snow.

Posted by Addie on 1/5/2016 to Dear Addie
Dear Addie, Snow.
Dear Addie,
I am writing to you from beautiful Casa Grande, Arizona! I have lived here all of my life which would make that four years. My human has lived here for the last ten. We are getting ready for a move though. My human’s daughter is going to have puppies! My human decided that she needed to move back home to Norfolk, Connecticut where her daughter still lives so she can help her daughter raise them. Puppies, as you know, are a lot of work.

Dear Addie, The Groundhog

Posted by Addie on 12/11/2015 to Dear Addie
Dear Addie, The Groundhog
Dear Addie,

I am a pretty self-reliant dog but I am having some difficulty finding a resolution to a problem my family and I are facing. We are dealing with a squatter on the property. I am not sure where we stand legally on how to make him leave. It’s a groundhog and he’s made his home underneath the shed in the backyard.

Dear Addie, The Cats Double Life

Posted by Addie on 11/24/2015 to Dear Addie
Dear Addie, The Cats Double Life
Dear Addie,

I never thought that I would have to write to you for advice but this is a crazy situation that needs your attention. Yesterday, I found out the cat has been living a double life.

Dear Addie, Football & My Human

Posted by Addie on 11/3/2015 to Dear Addie
Dear Addie, Football & My Human
Dear Addie,

This football season I am going to make a concerted effort to bond with my human, Dan the Man. His real name is Steve but since he was the one who named me I thought it was only fair that I give him a new name as well. He seems to like it alright.

Dear Addie, Halloween Tricks & Treats

Posted by Addie on 10/20/2015 to Dear Addie
Dear Addie, Halloween Tricks & Treats
Dear Addie,

My best friend and I are huge fans of your advice column. He’s a Staffordshire bull terrier named Stan and I am a Scottish terrier named Hamish. My favorite prank he likes to do is “Let’s see how long it takes”. It’s a game he made up where he barks suspiciously at something in the ground and then stares at the area until one of his humans comes over to investigate.

Dear Addie, Captain Fussy Britches

Posted by Addie on 10/4/2015 to Dear Addie
Dear Addie, Captain Fussy Britches
Dear Addie,

I was wondering if you could settle an ongoing argument I have had with my feline counterpart, Captain Fussy Britches. His real name is actually Mittens, but I just call him Captain Fussy Britches because I know he hates it. The Captain and I get along for the most part, but whenever my human starts giving me attention, he calls me a ‘sell-out’.

Dear Addie, An Act Of Treachery!

Posted by Addie on 9/22/2015 to Dear Addie
Dear Addie, An Act Of Treachery!
Dear Addie,

I am writing to you because of an act of treachery which has befallen me. Three days ago my human put a lock on her closet door which has sent me into a tailspin both literally and figuratively. What upsets me most is that I thought we had really connected as pack members, ya know?