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- Dear Addie, The Groundhog
I never thought that I would have to write to you for advice but this is a crazy situation that needs your attention. Yesterday, I found out the cat has been living a double life.
Situation Normal All Pooped Up (SNAPU)
If you are a dog owner, then I am going to lay down a universal truth at your feet. At some point, your dog is probably going to poop in your house during the course of his lifetime. Do yourself a favor and make peace with this. It may have happened already and I’m really sorry about that. If it has not happened yet, then pat yourself on the back. You win the crown. For now anyway.
It’s only a waiting game my friend. There is no telling when but you need to be emotionally prepared for the day when it does. It may happen the day you are away at work for far too long or it may happen in the middle of the night while you are sleeping and too tired to hear your pooch trying to wake you up. It may even happen when you get up from the couch to get a soda from the fridge (which I always thought was the most frustrating).
This football season I am going to make a concerted effort to bond with my human, Dan the Man. His real name is Steve but since he was the one who named me I thought it was only fair that I give him a new name as well. He seems to like it alright.
My best friend and I are huge fans of your advice column. He’s a Staffordshire bull terrier named Stan and I am a Scottish terrier named Hamish. My favorite prank he likes to do is “Let’s see how long it takes”. It’s a game he made up where he barks suspiciously at something in the ground and then stares at the area until one of his humans comes over to investigate.